The Hunter I's Blog to the World You Don't Know: May 2007

Due to the very, very large response I have gotten in my request for girls with breasts that area ~~C cup~~ D cup (or higher) I am going to have to temporarily close any further submissions. I know all the ladies out there will be devastated by this, but my Ladies Office will be closed for renivations while I relocate all of my resources to R&D. Currently pondering how to take care of an entire army of undead skeleton men (grafting a chainsaw to my hand is currently not an option).

Sorry for any inconveniences that this may cause. I hope to have these skeletons killed as quickly as possible; all paranormal extermination inquiries will remain here until my current job is done.

Sincerely yours,
The Hunter I

I've come to realize this blog entry will never be finished...I began writing it back in December but was asked to help harpoon a giant squid off the Pacific coast. Long story short, this bad boy has been sitting on my harddrive for some time. Well, here it is in only half-complete form. Enjoy!

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"Hey guys, I know it's been a while. School has been a killer and I don't really want to talk about it. Also, my Thanksgiving was a little delayed as I had business to take care of…a little bit of a poltergeist problem. Anyway, though delayed, I have a top ten gifts list for Christmas 2006. And I know you're anxious to find out what the top ten gifts this year were, so read on!

10. Stargate
Stargate? SG-1, or the movie? I'm not talking TV, movies, or elaborate DVD box sets. I'm talking the real freaking thing. The Stargate is the tenth coolest item to get this year. Or to give, in some cases. Good luck actually finding one, since the government refuses to declassify them from "Science Fiction" to "real technology". Excluding that one bit in the early 90s. but that was quickly pulled from the air.

Honestly, who doesn't want to hop from planet to planet in an intergalactic wormhole. I mean, you don't get frequent flyer miles, but that's just a minor setback.

9. Gravity Gun

Who doesn't want to lift things like the good ol' Dr. Freeman? You can make anything into a weapon. Seriously! Better yet, you don't have to be an MIT graduate like Gordon to use it. It makes an awesome gift for anyone. Even grandma! Forget those lame grabber claws. The Gravity Gun is the wave of the future.

8. PS3

"Sporting a contemporary design with a silver metallic finish, this electronic grill's removable grill plates feature non-stick coating and 96 inches of cooking surface. The electric appliance's appeal lies in its simplicity and countertop convenience--not to mention its fat-fighting ability and bluray capability. The grill's 1-inch floating hinge adjusts to the thickness of food, while two drip trays catch the fat for healthier cooking. Meats and fish are the obvious choices for this Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine, but vegetables, veggie burgers, and tofu dogs work well too. The unit's oversized LED display provides easy readouts for the variable temperature control and timer, and because the grill is nonstick, cleanup is a snap. Through the built in WiFi connection access the online store to download new recipes and through the new Sixaxis™ controller, flipping burgers has never been easier before! Two drip trays and a specially designed spatula are included. The grill measures 17 by 7 by 14 inches. (Also available in a basic package)"