Shadow Government - They're keeping internets and time machines from you.

God, so today I was so busy hacking the Pentagon that I almost forgot to make another blog. I guess I'll make this a quick one.

The Government as you know it is a fraud. A Puppet Government organized by the Shadow Government. The Shadow Government filters every single thing you learn; they tell you what's popular, they tell you what's real. And you guys just have to sit and take it.

Do you know why Windows is the top selling operating system? Windows isn't even close to the most stable OS around. Yes people, the computer is more than a MySpace Box. That alone will undermine the faith of MySpace goers everywhere. Windows has all kinds of fun security exploits. But Gates was tight with the Shadow Government; they hooked him up.

Time machines: they do exist. As of now, Time Travel is banned because we don't know precisely what it could do to destabilize the space-time continuum. Gene Rodenberry was among the few to test this amazing device. Yeah, I think you all know what happened. And just where he got his ideas. Science fiction...God, more like...science-nonfiction. It's from the freaking future!

Ripped jeans? Those troll dolls with the funny hair? How about most of the 80s? All the work of the Shadow Government. They're even hiding two more 'main internets' from you. Yes, America, Bush was right! It's a plural word! Gore was wrong, though, he didn't invent it. Of course, the public only has access to the Main Internet (AKA Known Internet). Maybe I'll explain all of that on another day.

Until tomorrow...er...later today. I'll keep indulging you on the facts you shouldn't know. And ladies...remember: I'm single. C cup or higher.